help!

i have long suspected im developing a growing intolerance for stupidity..
and if my current reactions to people of the "i -heart-ignoramus" club are considered..
i think im dangerously close to launching an ICBM, tipped with a nuke, at the next supremely inane question that comes my way.

a random google search on the dumbest questions threw some interesting results(added a few personal ones too):
1.(at the movies)
question:"hi!!! what are u doing here???"....
(lets see.. i was called to clean the floors between the shows???)

2. "free gift with purchases above rs.1000"
 (isnt a gift free anyways..)

3. (at the restaurant)
 question:"is the fish-a-la-provence any good?"...
(hmmm.. not really... the last 2 ppl who ordered it are still battling for their lives at the local hospital)

4.(a phone call at night)..
question:"sorry.. did i disturb you?"..
(NOOOOO... dint u kno.. i now live on the other side of the planet.. its a lovely morning out here!!!)

5.(on being told to meet for a date to watch the sunset)..
question:"ohh.. in the evening??"...
(really??? on my planet.. the sun usually sets at 6 in the morning... )

6.(after a long day at work)..
question:"ohh.. are you feeling tired baby?"
(ure shitting me??? im ready for a bloody trek to the himalayas.. LETS GO!!!)

7. (after reading ur status update on facebook abt ur opinion on a certain movie)
question:" so you went for a movie tday? which movie?"
(good lord..my facebook account has been hacked.. or mebbe im a schizo.. been watching movies WITHOUT me knowing it)

the list: endless...

the victim: hapless!

PLS NOTE: this "rant" is not personal.. its merely a generic observation.