a rose by any other name...would still have its thorns..?

my vampire name:
WILL GREEN...or alternatively DAMIEN AZARIEL
(hmm..i like the latter one..)

my rap star name:
B.DAWG
(i would have preferred to b.wolf.. or b.duck billed platypus.. but alas.. i get to b.dawg..)

my japanese name:
Saruwatari Akira
(translates into "monkey on a crossing bridge" and "bright"..so this one is self explanatory...)

my viking name:
Rauðúlfr Shieldcrusher
(as per the website.."You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.")

my rockstar name:
AL COOK
(which self respecting rockstar would name himself "al cook" ?????)

my gangster name:
aniello "paulie" decicco
(is it just me.. or does it sound more like "anal-o polly dick-o"??? yea rite.. i think this particular website has 'gangster' mixed up with 'drag queen')

my nerd name:
Sven, the Manga Obsessive
(hmmmm... now.. wats tat again???)

my pirate name:
Mad Roger Bonney
(hahahaha.. this one has to be the best yet!!the most panzy pirate name ever!!!)

and finally.. my african name:
RopoHembeLembe NumbaRembe
(????)

(all the above is sourced from actual "name generator" websites that ask only for you actual name as input.. and in some cases.. ask a few personality based questions.)