of tutti-fruity and pork-ribs...

the what: sam's wedding.
the who: ashok,biji and me.
the crisis:what do we gift her.

ashok as always, just says" you guys come up with something. i will pay my share"
biji:"lets give her some shopping vouchers"
me:"wtf.. its her wedding..lets just give her 6 months supply of contraceptives"

the next thing we know, we're at AMAR medical centre at 12 am..(i landed in mumbai the prev nite at 11pm n sam's wedding was the nxt day at 8am)..
( its a funny coincidence how everytime we've done somethin naughty AMAR medical centre always features somewhere in the story)..
anyways.. me and ashok r in the car.. biji is at the chemist..and the followin conversation takes place:
me+A:"abey jaldi kar"
biji:(very bashfully)...uncle MALA-D hai?"
chemist:"kitna chahiye?"
biji:"poora box"
chemist:???????? )anyways keeps a big box on the counter.
biji:"ab condoms hai?"
me+A: (evil laugh)
biji:"uncle sab type ka condom dikhana.. "
chemist: (wtf!!!!???) keeps a box of multi-flavored durex.. and box of ribbed kamasutras and some other brand ive never heard.
biji:"rahul.. kaunsa leneka??"
me:"abey saare lele...sam can have the choice of either tutti-fruity or pork-ribs!!"
biji:"uncle saare dedo"
chemist:???????

anyways.. the nxt morn we packed it all in a cheap looking "mithai" box...and landed up at sam's wedding..

this was 2 weeks ago. yesterday i got an sms frm sam.
"hey guys thanks for your gift. we loved everything in the sweet box :) and aim at using everything given".

PS- we did also gift her vouchers, which were hidden under a false bottom in the sweet box. but im sure she wasnt referring to that in her sms.