the day biji met with an accident..

it all started when biji's wedding was fixed on a very auspicious day..
the poor guy remembered to arrange for everything EXCEPT book the hall for the reception party.
(now thats perfectly understandable...)
as expected, by the time he remembered to book a hall.. he finds most venues already booked..
and after a lot of searching... from "gossip queen" in veera desai rd...
to "Raat rani" in juhu lane...
he finally settled for the grand and AWESOME "Sea princess" in juhu..

now the guy negotiates a killer deal...(After a lot haggling.. and a few hours spent in an undisclosed room in the hotel, with the owners)..
and he takes the booking amount of 50 thousand INR.. and turns up at the hotel to make the booking.

NOW...(begins the real story.. the proverbial twist in the tale.. the building of the climax!!!)...
the mgr on duty.. only accepts 25k..and refuses to take the full booking amount of 50k...(when asked why.. he had this smug look on his face.. looked far away into the distance.. and just gave a big sigh...and all this, while resting his hairy hand on biji's third nipple.)

(interestin sub plot here: suny and sunil were caught by paparazzi sneaking off into the honeymoon suite of "Sea princess" with a couple of drag queens..and as soon as this news is flashed across "aaj tak"...an eunuch in sion killed off what looked like a small kid wearin a turban and a saree and then proceeded to commit suicide..post this piece of breaking news.. suny was seen wailing outside arthur rd jail.. screaming "i miss u jaanu".. )

anyways, coming back to our story... biji is superthrilled abt getting such a bargain.. and refuses to divulge to the rest of us how he managed to do it.

(here the camera pans towards the mumbai skyline.. and "do mahine baad" is visible at the bottom of the screen"

biji gets a call from ajay srivastava, an employee of "Sea princess".
ajay: sir... im sorry.. but ur booking stands cancelled.
biji: WTF??? but.. i did everything gundecha asked me to..!!!
ajay:sorry sir.. i know you did.. but ur booking has been given to some1 else.
biji: WHY???
ajay: tat some1 else not only gave a cheque.. but he also did position no.473 from the "sea princess sex manual"...
biji: damn.. i got tired by the time gundecha reached position no.13!!!! how did tat guy reach 473????
ajay: sorry sir.. "Trade secret" hai.

biji immediately rushed off in his suped up santro...
(here we play a mind blowing ROCK soundtrack.. and show biji pressing this gold button on his dashboard that first deploys a "red bedsheet" at the rear of the car...a blue underwear logo on the bonnet...and finally deploying NOS to speed from 20kph.. to 22.5kph...)

and 10 seconds after this.. he meets with an accident.. in his words..
"engine godh (lap) mein aa gaya boss!!!"

the end.
(credits roll)