jessica jaymes...

for the more seasoned men out there.. she needs no introduction..
for amateurs like myself.. shes a pornstar..

in the words of a hormonally challenged friend..
"shes so fcukin hot.. perfect tits.. perfect arse.. and a face so unlike a pornstar.. shes the first pornstar that i can maybe take home to meet my mom"

her website describes her as:
"Hustler honey of the year 2004, and FIRST ever Hustler contract girl,host of Playboy t.v's "Totally Busted",numerous appearances on Howard Stern and the tabloid super slut"

my reaction:
"....mebbe i can write a blog abt her???!!!"

moral of the story: somethings not right.. somewhere... hmmmm...

PS- pls dont bother leavin a comment for this post, if you found it offensive. It was never meant to be a "U/A" blog.