for the non-mallus.. "kumblangya" is mallu speak for bottle gourd.. or doodhi as most indians would call it.
started off with Ashok mama claiming to have lost "tonnes" of wt.. just by drinking glasses of the "k" juice..(just HOW does a 70kg man loose "tonnes" of wt is beyond my comprehension...)
mom comes in from mumbai this afternoon.. looking slim..
me: "what do you want for lunch/dinner.. theres nothing at home.. will either have to ask the maid to cook something.. or buy/order something to eat"
mom:"i dont care abt anything else.. but you MUST buy kumblangya for me!!!! im telling you.. it really works.. i lost 6 kgs..even ashok,usha,manoj..(and a long list of other nair khaandanis!!!)also lost "tonnes" of wt... you also drink with me"
me:"mom.. you like it.. you have it...me? leave me to my naan+butter chickens.."
anyways.. just got back armed with a bag full of "kumblangya"s...and mom has that smug look on the face .. that i usually get when i buy myself a big bar of Lindt...
statutory warning: neither me nor my mom claim that consuming the "K" juice will lead to YOU losing "tonnes" of wt.. try at your own risk.
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u met baba ramdev? he also tells his ppl to go high on Lauki juice! :D
Im trying!!!!
guys!!! i DONT have any idea how and why this worked for the ppl it did..
or in fact.. if it was the actual reason for wt loss...(i suspect it was loss of appetite and also working out regularly)
so refrain from indulging in such crap..
losing wt is simple math. burn more than you consume.
ive done it. it works.
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