Wednesday, May 20, 2009

i confess .. im GAY!!!!

dont get me wrong ppl.. im still very much "straight"...and still very much swing only the way im supposed to be swinging...(shaggadelic.. yeaaaah baaaby!!!feel the mojo!!! and all that "austin powers" jazz)

but if i hear 1 more uncle/aunt ask me.."so, when are you plannin to marry??"
im afraid.. i will use the "im gay" card..

or maybe, at the next funeral in the family.. i should walk upto them and say.."you're next!!"

but sometimes, the conversation does turn interesting..
anna mami once asked me if im interested in this divorcee with no kids, but younger than me.
i told her:" sure.. why not.. i can benefit from the experience!"

2009, has been a year of extreme peer pressure. with truckloads of my friends getting hitched..(its almost like they were standing like inanimate bowling pins.. and someone got a STRIKE all the way).
and some have even gone ahead and had kids... with 1 particular idiot expecting his second child!!!(thnx jameel!!!)

so till i think im ready.. im gay!!!

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Very cool. Congratulations.

I like the 'you're next' thing. Did it. Very useful.

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rahul nair said...

:))
maybe i did not explain myself clearly.. im ready for a commitment. but not for marriage.
marriage (for me) is where i should be fiercely independent(financially) and ready to share my life 24X7 with my significant other.
for that, i think i need a couple of more years at the very least.
commitment? thats already there for someone.
:))
ps-be nice VM.. atleast give further clues..im runnin out of guesses!!!

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Saumya said...

I think you shud work out an arrangement like RC and me.. different cities... weekend meetings gives us best of both the worlds :)!!

Unknown said...

RAHUL-----yeh mein kya sun raha hun...rather kya pad raha hun....lets start hunting for some part time GAY mate for u...how abt BIJI

UM said...

Dude wtf is this divorced auntie thingie ?!?!

Biji4u said...

hahahha.....sahi hai rahul...