Saturday, March 21, 2009

lets play fetch...

last weekend..decided to finally get my bike up and in running condition..adin's been asking for a bike to ride for quite some time.
After spending 11 odd thousand on it.. finally managed to get the bike back to its old glory...(well close atleast).
and after a job well done.. its always time to celebrate.
venue: none other than our old fav.. toto's..
wow!!! thnx to the smoking ban.. the place is abs like the best place to rewind and chill after a tiring day.. all our fav music.. fav drink..and reasonably decent food.

its true..a good environment is conducive towards the birth of creative and original ideas..
Rajesh out of the blue comes up with the answer to the millions of young keralites all over the world.. some who have no time to get married due to the hard work they do.. some who are toiling in various parts of the world.. away from their families.. and some.. who are just plain desperate!
www.desimalabari.com
yes yes.. not exactly original.. but then.. it WILL work..
complete.. with vids of erotic mallu stories.. vids...pics...the works!!!
all with a mallu twist..and a touch of coconut and spices!
(statutory warning: all actors featured in the website will apply pure coconut oil ONLY.. and as such bear no resemblance to anyone living or dead)

sachin too has agreed to sell his first home made porn vid exclusively to our website only...(not like millions have queued up outside his house for first dips but then.. we ARE desperate!)

brain storming to further this particular business idea...time passed.. and soon it was 2am..after 5 shots of tequila..the original golden boys.. pammi,biji,ashok n me..decided to pay our building on carter rd a visit.

imagine carter rd at 2:30 in the morning...4 drunk idiots..and a small dog.
biji's shoe is the 1st to come off.. and surprisingly.. the dog was so freakin smart.. it immediately understood wat it was supposed to do..
after our 1st successful "fetch"...
it was time to test the dog further..
ashok generously contributed both his shoes..( who am i kidding..!!?? we forcibly removed it.)
with each shoe thrown in opposite directions...all of us sat.. watchin the dog.. wat would it do..??? what is goin on in tat little head of yours my little friend??!!!
a matter which demands great analytical and decision making skills.. its all about prioritizing..right??
(the suspense is killin me!!! go on..!!!)
well.. the dog just sat there.. trying to make up its mind.. and then ran off in 1 direction to get the left shoe.. while ashok ran in the other to get his right shoe..
(didnt i tell you?? the dog was brilliant.. it KNEW it could rely on ashok to get the other...BRILLIANT!!)

anyways.. by then the dog had realized that we were just a couple of drunk fools..and it smartly decided not to regale us with its higher IQ anymore..
and thus.. ended another eventful night..

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