Ek Nipple ki Maut.

( pardon the crude language..but its essential to this post)

With deep sorrow we wish to inform you
of the sad demise of biji's beloved 3rd nipple..
many were the "fond" times spent with it,
and many are the mammaries*% cherished by both me and ashok.
* (not to be confused for a word otherwise often normally used in such a phrase)
% (the plural form of the word is only used for dramatic effect, and in no way reflects the intentions or desires of the people involved)
not a moment passes without me and ashok reminiscing about you..( sigh.... )
we are unsure whether the "void" left in your place will ever be able to substitute for you.. but we shall TRY.

- fondly remembered by ONLY ashok and rahul.

NOTE:
1. no. Biji neither has nor ever had a 3rd nipple.
2. yes. he did have a wierd lump (cyst) on his back, which was fondly called his 3rd nipple.
3.yes. he did have "it" surgically removed a couple of days back.
4. yes. he does now have a small void/hole in its place.
:))