MTV rulez!!

weeks of being subjected to MTV.DE(thats deutschland=germany for the ignoramus out there..)
and i have finally figured out why MTV is so popular in the US..
IT HAS TO BE THE CHARACTORS IN THEIR VARIOUS SHOWS!!!!

1. FLAV
a thin wierd looking kallu... who fuckin wears a WALL CLOCK around his neck!!! yea sure..now tats different.. and sure to get some female attn...
the icing on the cake.. the dude has to flip the clock over onto his back everytime he kisses 1 of the buxom babes on his show..hehehehehe..


2. Miss New York
does that gal/man/it have anything original i.e god given left on her body??? hair extensions...breast implants...false eyelashes...god knos wat else!!!
oh yes.. shes a motor mouth and makes for some interesting prime time bakwaas..complete with random ass/breast flashing...and dick size callouts on every contestant in her show..

3.mr.pickup artist
wudnt the name suggest some hot, smooth talking dude as the host???
WRONG...some wierd ass cowboy dude who looks like a cross between an extra from a clint eastwood movie.. and a deadbody from some zombie movie..as for his pickup tips/talents..some1 better call him back to planet earth....credit women with more intelligence pls!
interestingly.. an indian dude on the show has been doing pretty well for himself...wtf...we're getting good at "picking up" dates too??? w-o-w!!!!

4. dudesons
europe's answer to the american jackass...
im forced to assume the show must have really hardworking scouts to get hold of not 1..but a whole family of dorks.. (4 guys)..who can subject themselves to insane amounts of embarressment..pain...and pointlessness...
ive seen a couple of episodes.. give me american jackass anyday...atleast knoxville LOOKS funny.. even if his antics have long ceased to be.

5. the zen meister!!!
Now THIS is a kickass show.. wish the MTV guys at india make an indian version of this show..
very simple format.. group of friends.. subjected to various dares...goal: keep silence no matter what.
for every dare completed: reward of a 100 pounds.
so whats cool abt this show? the dares obvio!!! and also the kinky japanese host....some really cool...and funny stuff...esp the last mandatory dare...the serpent dance or something...(involves the zen master yanking strings tied to the contestant's winkies..while they are playing some game)..see it to blive it.

6.the "next" participants
the same dialogues.. the same shit...just diff faces..diff boob sizes..diff biceps/chest measurements..
for american audiences to keep watching episode after episode of this..
its like watching "love story" again n again.. hoping tat some day.. the girl will actually be cured and not die in the end.

7.Xzibit
or watever hes called..."pimp my ride" is the show.. hmm.. mixed reviews for this one.. the folks in this show r almost always "rehearsed" and "prepped up"...is it even real???
but yes.. the cars and the associated mods...redeem the show..
hey ..pimp my mitsubishi anytime man!!!

many more things i can write abt.. but tv beckons..time for some more 'mindless entertainment'..!!!